im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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