Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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