He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
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And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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