is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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