fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
the day after is always just damage control
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
