yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
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You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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