Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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