I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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