I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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