We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
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How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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