conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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