I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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