i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Randomize