chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm at about main and main street
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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