never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
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I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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