She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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