yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
She bit a glass in half.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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