Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
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I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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