Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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