Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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