What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
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Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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