at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
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The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
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Send help, water and tortillas.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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