Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
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My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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