is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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