We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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