so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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