You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
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No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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