I can text with my tongue
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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