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I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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