I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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