He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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