we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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