Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
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The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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