How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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