her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
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I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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