I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
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this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
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Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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