none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
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