yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
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He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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