he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
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Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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