Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Mom said you looked used
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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