we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
bring money and cleavage
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
