I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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