On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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