Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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