I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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