Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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