ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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