??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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