So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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