If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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