People in love make me want to vomit
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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