He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Randomize
