I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
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theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
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idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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