from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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