I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
third nipple confirmed
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Randomize
