but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
