I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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