You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
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